2. Slice pineapple into chunks for ease of use.
3. Realize the storage container you chose for said pineapple is too small to hold it all; therefore, you must eat some.
4. Marvel at how sweet this particular pineapple is.
5. Decide that pineapple shall be your dessert today (end of story? Oh, nay nay...).
6. Proceed to eat so much pineapple that your mouth--including under your tongue--feels burned from the acidity.
7. Forget about dessert, as you can now barely swallow. Anything.
8. Success! :p
(Oh, and now the lid fits on the container, too.)
Lol. I love pineapple, too! And I definitely find it difficult to stop eating it once I've started.
ReplyDeleteWe got some pineapple at Costco (so, a big containter)last week and I had the burned mouth feeling too. I got strawberries instead this week because I need to either A) develop some pineapple self-control or B) develop a tougher mouth.
ReplyDeletePineapple is my my favorite!
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